I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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