So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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