Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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