I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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