i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Only a mothe r could love this liver
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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