I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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