Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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