you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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