If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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