Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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