I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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