He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You need a sexual gate keeper
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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