remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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