your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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