Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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