talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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