It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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