THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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