champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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