oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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