I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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