You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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