Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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