By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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