was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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