If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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