Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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