new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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