maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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