dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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