if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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