Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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