Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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