Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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