Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
