so explain again why im purple
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worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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