The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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