Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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