is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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