chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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