so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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