Pappa wants mamma naked
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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