just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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