Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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