I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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