just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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