what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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