Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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