I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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