And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
