That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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