It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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